Showing posts with label Books. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Books. Show all posts

27.3.10

A Golden Afternoon

Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do; once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it,
"and what is the use of a book," thought Alice, "without pictures or conversations?"
So she was considering, in her own mind whether the pleasure of making a daisy chain
would be worth the trouble of getting up and picking the dasies.

-Down the Rabbit Hole from Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carrol-

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Suddenly she came upon a little three-legged table, all made of solid glass: there was nothing on it but a key.

-Down the Rabbit Hole from Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carrol-
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"Chesire-puss," Alice began, "would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?" 
"That depends a great deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don't much care where-" said Alice.
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go."
"-so long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation.

-Pig & Pepper from Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carrol-

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"The first thing I've got to do," said Alice to herself, "is to grow to my right size again." It sounded an excellent plan, no doubt, and very neatly and simply arranged: the only difficulty was, that she had not the smallest idea how to set about it; and, while she was peering about anxiousy among the trees, a sharp little bark just over her head made her look up in a great hurry.
An enormous puppy was looking down at her with large round eyes and feebly stretching out one paw, trying to touch her. "Poor little thing!" said Alice, in a coaxing tone.
Hardly knowing what she did, she picked up a little bit of stick, and held it out to the puppy: whereupon the puppy jumped into the air off all its feet at once, with a yelp of delight, and rushed at the stick, and made belive to worry it: then Alice dodged behind a great thistle, to keep herself from being run over.
"And what a dear little puppy it was!" Said Alice. "I should have liked teaching it tricks very much."

-The Rabbit Sends a Little Bill from Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carrol-

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Alice came upon a large flowerbed, with a border of dasies, and a willow tree growing in the middle.
"O Tiger-lily," said Alice, addressing herself to one that was waving about gracefully in the wind, "I wish you could talk."
"We can talk," said the Tiger-lily: "When there's anybody worth talking to."

-The Garden of Live Flowers from Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carrol-

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All in the golden afternoon
Full leisurely we glide;
For both our oars, with little skill,
By little arms are plied,
While little arms make vain pretence
Our wanderings to guide.

21.1.10

Twilight and Speech

I was at a speech tournament in Irvine the last few days which happens to be my sad excuse for not writing, but anyway I was waiting for my parents to finish filling out ballots after they had judged and I was very bored. I'm glad I had my camera! This is how I entertain myself:


I love macro. Just a few months ago I discovered it on my camera and it was such a revalation to me. For those of you who don't know, macro lets you take really close-up shots of things. Like eyes. And jeans. And iPods.

Anyway, every time I'm at a speech tournament giving a speech I always zone out in the middle of it and wonder: "why on earth am I doing this?" I was the girl who would stand behind my mother's back and glare at people, and now I'm in front of sometimes almost 100 people giving a 10-minute interpretive speech mocking Twilight.

For you Twilight fans out there, I am very sorry, but I think Twilight is absolutely ridiculous and Edward is not one tiny bit cute. There, I said it. If you have ever read Dan Bergstien's Blogging Twilight, I think you will agree with me. I'm actually including parts of it in my speech to help show the ridiculousness of it. (Although I don't even think I need it.) Just to show what I mean, here is a line from my speech:

Bella:     I couldn't imagine how an Angel could be any more glorious. There was nothing about him that could be improved upon.

Dan:      Really? How about and eyeball on the end of his finger so he could look around corners without being seen?

Ha. Ha. Ha. I love it.